HELLO! I'm Katie! My blog will consist of a ridiculous amount of beautiful men, Harry Potter, meme's, and jocular pictures. I HATE anything that's Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Books, Sex, Klaine, Humor, Sirius Black, and Men.
And by "HATE" I mean LOVE.
And by "LOVE"...I mean Darren Criss.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: The sheer cliffs at the mouth of Sydney Harbor have long been a popular Australian suicide spot. But they’re about to get a lot more deadly — the local man who is credited with talking at least 160 people out of killing themselves since 1964 died this week.
Window-watcher Don Ritchie, known as the Angel of the Gap, could spot the troubled ones from his home across the street; he’d wander down to the cliff-edge and calmly ask, “Can I help you in some way?” More often then not, he could. He’d chat with them a bit, then invite them back to his place for a cup of tea.
“My ambition has always been to just get them away from the edge, to buy them time, to give them the opportunity to reflect and give them the chance to realize that things might look better the next morning,” Ritchie once said. “You just can’t sit there and watch them. You’ve got to try and save them.”
Inspiring.
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
abhorrentconvictions-brokenteeth:
“Everytime I let Buddy and Luke outside, Luke always jumps over Buddy. I barely get the door open enough before they are both out the door. I had Nathan hold them off while I went outside to wait outside to catch this moment.”
Omg. This is adorable.
Did you check the trajectory? It was going to hit Batman in the face but was like “Wait. Nope. Nuh uh.” and swerved to the left.
I’D GET THE FUCK OUT OF BATMAN’S WAY TOO
PHYSICS BE DAMNED
no wonder Batman never gets shot
THE BULLETS ARE AFRAID OF HIM
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BULLETS WEREN’T AFRAID OF HIS PARENTS.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH ^^^^^^
